Mimi to Leonard (+ Arthur's reply)

Mimi: You're an idiot!
Arthur: He's not an Indian!

Another auto insurance claim

A very large tree blew down from across the street, crashing through a fence and uprooting the sidewalk and chunks of the neighbor's lawn. The Saturn was out front and got a faceful of branches. Hard to tell the damage in the dark, but at the very least, several large scratches. Arthur is up at midnight watching the men with chain saws, the log lifter, etc.

The first thing I did after the tree was cleared was empty the dishwasher, and I broke a plate.

The Moral of Harry the Dirty Dog

Per Arthur, in a school assignment:
if you don't think it's your dog, try washing it.

Mimi to Leonard

If you get fired, I totally won't be able to get an iPad.

Compromise

We learned today that my parents may move back to Korea. Arthur suggested the potential living arrangement of my living in Korea, Mimi living in Michigan, and his living in Hawaii.

Recession

Stephen: If somebody doesn't buy my art, I'll go out of business!

Conversation

(Crashes and thuds heard in the bathroom)

Leonard: (knocks) Arthur, what are you doing?
Arthur: Pooing.
Leonard: Mommy wants to know why you have to jump when you poo.
Arthur: Just exercising.