Compromise

We learned today that my parents may move back to Korea. Arthur suggested the potential living arrangement of my living in Korea, Mimi living in Michigan, and his living in Hawaii.

Recession

Stephen: If somebody doesn't buy my art, I'll go out of business!

Conversation

(Crashes and thuds heard in the bathroom)

Leonard: (knocks) Arthur, what are you doing?
Arthur: Pooing.
Leonard: Mommy wants to know why you have to jump when you poo.
Arthur: Just exercising.

Pilgrims had it good

Arthur reading comprehension assignment question:

Would you have liked to live in Pilgrim times? Why or why not?

No, because I don't want to eat all the food.

Grumpy

that Arthur locked himself in the bathroom and ate all the lime chips.

Stephen on his violin lessons

"I know I can do a good job without practicing."

Decrepitude

Yesterday I hurt my neck toweling my head.