Pilgrims had it good

Arthur reading comprehension assignment question:

Would you have liked to live in Pilgrim times? Why or why not?

No, because I don't want to eat all the food.

Grumpy

that Arthur locked himself in the bathroom and ate all the lime chips.

Stephen on his violin lessons

"I know I can do a good job without practicing."

Decrepitude

Yesterday I hurt my neck toweling my head.

Intelligence

Stephen: Remember that Hoth Star Wars thing at the bookstore?
Leonard: No.
Stephen: I remember. Ha! I'm smarter than you!

Kit Twisto

One of Stephen's favorite activities is dismantling his Star Wars action figures and reassembling them in different combinations. Today, he put Kit Fisto's head on Luminara Unduli's body. (Stephen says that the Luminara figure is, "just not well-designed" because the head is easy to pop off.) The new figure is Kit Twisto, Kit Fisto's wife, because, "every Star Wars character needs a wife. Isn't she pretty?"